I & O

For the great bulk of the summer I had assumed that the headaches were from reading 40-80 pages of medical reviews each day. I suspected the tearing eyes and vague sense of disorientation were from processing the enormous information load through serial naps and caffeine supplements.

But the boards came—thankfully—and—just as thankfully— also went. And the headaches persisted.

When I turned on my computer last week, this list was saved as a Word document on the desktop. I know who put it there, but I don’t know how.

I post it with the hope that doing so will prompt them to leave me in peace for a while.

In	Out
The Economist	NY Times
June 17, 2007	January 1, 2000
Videogames	The Novel
Bathing Regularly	Ethan Hawke
Phone sex	Threeways
MRSA	MSSA
Re-evaluating definitions	The persistance of memory
Fun, natural fun!	Sophistry
Fetishism	Animism
Blackouts	MADD
Eczema	Psoriasis
Bed bugs	Bacteriophages
Riemann sums	Lucky guesses
FFXI	WoW
Galapagos	Catalina
Friends	Lovers
Girls Are Pretty	Lifehacker
Barack Obama	Kathrine Harris
The Sundays	Artic Monkeys
your own voice	best. jargon. ever.
Okra	Eggplant
Asexuals	Bisexuals
Ancho	Chipotle
Aaron Eckhart	Brittney Spears