Playing Doctor




Initial Visit?

Monday, September 25

They call her Natasha but she looks like Elsie

So I’m kissing and trying to get clothes off, but meeting all kinds of resistance. I stop and make eye contact.

‘What’s,’ I ask, ‘going on? ’

‘Have you ever,’ I’m asked, ‘heard the phrase, “why would he buy the cow when he can get the milk for free?”

‘I have no idea what that means,’ I say, ‘my family raises beef cattle. ’

3 Comments:

9/25/2006
Anonymous Anonymous writes:

That, my friend, is a pure genius response. Bravo!

 


9/25/2006
Blogger the other sarah writes:

Hey, yeah, I laughed really hard at that... but then I noticed that you use your quotation marks backwards. I know what a stickler you are for proper speech and such...

 


9/29/2006
Blogger elizabeth writes:

Oh god. That's brutal.

 


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