Plush

So this is kind of different: I came out to my car yesterday morning and an envelope was under my windshield.

This is what was written on the outside of the envelope:

Somebody told us what we wanted to be,
it was candy for the mind.

It was fantasy and fantasy galore.
It was everything we ever wanted,
It was that and so much more.

Damn it all,
Damn everything
but the circus.

Wonder who said that?

I recognized the perfect script of the (woman’s?) handwriting; so I wasn’t suprized to find a new In/Out list inside the envelope. But I’m not sure why I received it, I haven’t given any signal asking for one, and the headaches haven’t been particularly bad lately. Here it is anyway.

In	Out
Promiscuity	Discretion
Alienware	Dell
The Jody Grind	The White Stripes
Berries	Legumes
Pink	Aquamarine
Ninjas	Wonks
Discretion	Open-mindedness
Gazpacho	Chicken and Stars
Community Athletics	Television Programs
Aspirin	Plavix
Futurism	Nostalgia
Oregon Pinot Noir	Australian Shiraz
‘Soup Spoon’ Tricepts	‘Washboard’ Abs
Architecture	Sculpture
Magazines	Short Stories
Earnest Pretention	False Humility
Lunar Park by Bret Easton Ellis	Laguna Beach on MTV
Slack Lalane	Jason Mulgrew