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Monday, July 18

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So this is kind of different: I came out to my car yesterday morning and an envelope was under my windshield.

This is what was written on the outside of the envelope:

Somebody told us what we wanted to be,
it was candy for the mind.

It was fantasy and fantasy galore.
It was everything we ever wanted,
It was that and so much more.

Damn it all,
Damn everything
but the circus.

Wonder who said that?


I recognized the perfect script of the (woman’s?) handwriting; so I wasn’t suprized to find a new In/Out list inside the envelope. But I’m not sure why I received it, I haven’t given any signal asking for one, and the headaches haven’t been particularly bad lately. Here it is anyway.



InOut

Promiscuity

Discretion
AlienwareDell
The Jody GrindThe White Stripes
BerriesLegumes
PinkAquamarine
NinjasWonks
DiscretionOpen-mindedness
GazpachoChicken and Stars
Community AthleticsTelevision Programs
AspirinPlavix
FuturismNostalgia
Oregon Pinot NoirAustralian Shiraz
‘Soup Spoon’ Tricepts‘Washboard’ Abs
ArchitectureSculpture
Magazines
Short Stories
Earnest PretentionFalse Humility
Lunar Park by Bret Easton EllisLaguna Beach on MTV
Slack LalaneJason Mulgrew

7 Comments:

7/18/2005
Blogger Ace Cowboy writes:

This guy knows what he's talkin' about...

 


7/18/2005
Blogger Jason Mulgrew writes:

This guy sucks.

 


7/18/2005
Blogger dan writes:

Uh oh. Looks like someone's got a new nemesis. *cough* [dan slowly takes a few steps backwards]...

So Discretion is both in and out? Well, at least Promiscuity is back in. Isn't Earnest Pretention an oxymoron?

 


7/18/2005
Anonymous Anonymous writes:

Main Entry: discretion
Pronunciation: dis-'kre-sh&n
Function: noun
1 : the quality of being discreet
2 : ability to make responsible decisions
3 a : individual choice or judgment b : power of free decision or latitude of choice within certain legal bounds
4 : the result of separating or distinguishing

Main Entry: pretension
Pronunciation: pri-'ten(t)-sh&n
Function: noun
1 : an allegation of doubtful value : PRETEXT
2 : a claim or an effort to establish a claim
3 : a claim or right to attention or honor because of merit

 


7/18/2005
Blogger dan writes:

When you quote the dictionary, you probably shouldn't edit it to suit your argument. The full entry:

4 : an aspiration or intention that may or may not reach fulfillment
5 : VANITY, PRETENTIOUSNESS

 


7/18/2005
Anonymous one lucky bitch writes:

Jason Mulgrew? Shit that good does not go out.

 


7/21/2005
Blogger hot babe writes:

Promiscuity is back in? Thank god. Now I can just be me again.

 


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