Goatees can be dangerous to pedestrians and parked cars.
When I pointed out to my inobservant boyfriend, while he was driving us someplace in S.F., that I had shaved my beard into a goatee, the shock caused him to lose control of the vehicle and nearly hit a parked car.
That's when I realized the true power of a Goatee and vowed only to use it for good rather than evil.
5 Comments:
2/19/2005
Anonymous writes:
Goatees can be dangerous to pedestrians and parked cars.
When I pointed out to my inobservant boyfriend, while he was driving us someplace in S.F., that I had shaved my beard into a goatee, the shock caused him to lose control of the vehicle and nearly hit a parked car.
That's when I realized the true power of a Goatee and vowed only to use it for good rather than evil.
2/21/2005
hot babe writes:
I keep trying to take a look at your goatee, but my eyes are involuntarily fixated on your beer.
2/24/2005
Anonymous writes:
Wow! The Goat is not only witty, sensitive, and smart, he's handsome!
2/24/2005
Erik writes:
Mom, You don't have to post anonymously on the internet.
3/03/2005
Anonymous writes:
If someone in the photo were named Judy, the photo would be titled Judy on bended knee reaching around to grab my ass while holding a beer.
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