Summary of New Year’s Eve
Too much lobster
Just enough Champagne
Not enough Beluga
Smart move of the night: paying my brother to leave the house and drive me home.
Best non-sequitur of the night: “I gave too much money to this monkey at the white trash fair. It was wearing this cute little hat. I couldn't resist it.”
Posted @ 9:49 AM
2 Comments:
1/03/2005
hot babe writes:
Erik writes:
WHo gave money to a monkey? No really. Who?
1/03/2005
Well it certainly wasn't me.
I would have said "I gave entirely too much money to that monkey at the white trash fair."
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