Normal! Not Sexy! Humor! Not Porn! Oh God, Why Won't You Leave Me Alone?

Do you remember a few weeks back when I railed against the pedophiles finding my site by searching ‘playing doctor,’ and I said I would not even use certain words anymore? In order to name them I substituted numbers for some letters.


Some asshole found me by searching the word “l1ck.”

Was this a robot fetishist?

Oh god, I just said fetishist, god only knows who will find me know. The internet is like Beetlejuice.

Dare not say anything three times.